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Maury Povich Launches At-Home Paternity Test

Maury Povich, the former host of the longest-running daytime talk show, Maury, is launching his own at-home DNA paternity test company called The Results Are In. What do you think?

“I’d rather my child find out in a publicly humiliating manner.”

Cody Graff, Submersible Mechanic

“I have to give credit to those that didn’t allow this to happen sooner.”

Madeline Cain, Change Counter

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“I knew he would outclass Oprah eventually.”

Randy Pollom, Funeral Planner

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