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Janitor Trying To Turn Off Beeping Noise Destroys Decades Of Scientific Research

A janitor cleaning in a laboratory at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, NY has been accused of damaging at least $1 million in scientific research after a storage freezer shut off while he was trying to turn off a constant beeping noise. What do you think?

“Getting the beeping noise to stop is a much better contribution to society than all that research.”

Paula Frevert, Quality Tester

“Just take it out of the janitor’s wages and get back to work.”

Ronny Alvarez, Systems Analyst

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“All the beeping is why I dropped out of STEM.”

David Cantirino, Apology Specialist

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