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The History Of Deep-Sea Exploration

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In the wake of the implosion of the Titan submersible during a voyage to view the wreck of the Titanic, deep-sea exploration is in the spotlight as people discuss its merits and dangers. The Onion looks back at key moments in the history of deep-sea exploration.

2.5 Million B.C.E.: Caveman first dunks head completely underwater.

1521: Ferdinand Magellan tries to measure the Pacific Ocean’s depth by throwing a 2,400-foot weighted line over the side of a boat, in what remains the safest-ever attempt at deep-sea exploration.

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1818: Disappointed explorers obtain deep-sea worm and jellyfish specimens from depths of 6,500 feet that don’t even have weird eyes or teeth or anything..

1912: Titanic begins its maiden voyage from Southampton, England to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.

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1976: Shit, just seaweed.

1997: Box-office success of Titanic reminds public of existence of large bodies of water.

2001: World gets stoned and watches Blue Planet.

2014: Deepest-known point of Lake Tahoe discovered by Katie’s iPhone during bachelorette cruise.

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2018: 8-year-old Riley Curtis shows his mom he can hold his breath underwater for 20 seconds.

2023: Five rich guys make a whoopsie-doopsie.

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