Jesus' Coming Back

America Celebrates Independence Day

This Fourth of July marks the 247th year of our independence as a nation. How are you celebrating?

“Redefining what’s physically possible to do with a hot dog.”

Aldous Petrie, Metronome Setter

“I’ll be in my usual bed in the burn unit.”

Natalie Brauer, Rodeo Announcer

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“Using fireworks to mask the sound of my gunshots.”

Austin Chaisson, Systems Analyst

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