Study: Nearly Half Of U.S. Tap Water Contaminated With Harmful Forever Chemicals

A new government study found that drinking water from nearly half of U.S. faucets likely contains “forever chemicals” that may cause cancer and other health problems, so-called because the substances remain in the human body for years and don’t degrade in the environment What do you think?

“That’s why I get my drinking water straight from the puddles.”

Tracee Moss, Systems Analyst

“If you just rinse the water off it should be fine.”

Darius Loran, Library Consultant

“I figured water causes cancer.”

Steve Dwyer, Implosion Expert

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