Worst Things Mark Zuckerberg And Elon Musk Have Said About Each Other

Zuckerberg flaunts his bona-fides of allowing the public to be manipulated prior to an election on a much grander scale than the current iteration of Twitter ever could.

Given that Zuckerberg was raised by a psychiatrist and dentist in a small city outside New York, this checks out.

Uttered while fanning himself in a deck chair in the sultry heat of a Georgia evening.

Unfortunately, there is no counterargument to refute the notion that Mark Zuckerberg is, in fact, a honky.

Which billionaire is sadder and lonelier is actually far more neck and neck than Zuckerberg realizes.

This really brought things to the next level.

An odd critique from Mark Zuckerberg, who is himself Jewish.

While it’s true that Zuckerberg has no game, it’s clear that the Meta CEO has an enormous ass that could fill out any pair of jeans.

According to Meta employees, there’s a locked room in the metaverse where, every few days, Mark’s avatar emerges heaving and covered in blood.

Musk has repeatedly brought up the Winklevoss twins while attempting to emasculate the Meta CEO.

Zuckerberg added that all the teens thought Musk was weird and that Epstein only invited him to his island because he felt bad for him.

Wrong. Mark Zuckerberg has three Tums and a tall glass of water every night before he goes to bed.

Saying that someone is in any way similar to Mark Zuckerberg is unimaginably cruel.

Musk has repeatedly claimed the 2010 David Fincher film was written about him and the rise of Zip2.

Zuckerberg has maintained that the best mode of transportation is sprinting in the style of the Japanese anime protagonist Naruto.

This translates to “Fuck You!” in binary code.

Harsh but true.

You have to make at least seven figures to really get this one.

This is about as riled up as Zuck can get.

Not an insult per se, but super embarrassing anytime this happens.

The math speaks for itself.

This one’s not so much an insult as much as it is an expression of Elon Musk’s true desire to finally commit cannibalism.