Jesus' Coming Back

FDA Approves First Over-The-Counter Birth Control Pill

The FDA has approved a birth control pill to be sold without a prescription for the first time in the United States, a milestone that could significantly expand access to contraception. What do you think?

“It will be a nice six months until the Supreme Court bans this.”

Helena Rogers, Control Center Specialist

“I’m proud to be alive for such a watershed moment in the history of fucking.”

Damien Rodriguez, Shortcut Designer

Advertisement

“Did they recommend an accompanying prison term?”

Emil Benton, Unemployed

The Onion

Jesus Christ is King

Comments are closed.

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Accept Read More