RFK Jr.’s Most Outrageous Remarks

Flexing your elbows ever so slightly while you lower yourself half an inch toward the ground is not a fucking push-up.

Anyone unwilling to switch political parties for personal gain has no business becoming president.

Federal law states that all executions must be carried out by lethal injection.

RFK Jr. is almost definitely not the guy on money.

If this is true, then why are most gorillas under 6 feet tall?

Get this lunatic back to the asylum.

Jesus, just say where the bathroom is.

That’s all he said, but we didn’t like his tone.

Thankfully, he did such a good job that it’s not a problem anymore, freeing him up to worry about things like cancel culture and deplatforming.

He also repeatedly claimed that Yosemite caused autism.

Yeah, right.

He’s repeatedly claimed the bullet that killed his father was Jewish, making the same claim about the bullet that killed his uncle JFK and the small plane that killed his cousin JFK Jr.

He was simply quoting the distinguished pediatric neurologist Jenny McCarthy.

To be fair, he said this while very tired and staring at a can of Red Bull.

Everyone knows JFK was killed by the polio vaccine.

While wrongheaded and antisemitic, it seems like it’s a really important part of his understanding of his family’s lore.

The most attractive Kennedy was Joseph Kennedy Sr. and everyone knows it.