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Lana Del Rey Spotted Working Shift At Alabama Waffle House

American singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey was recently spotted wearing a uniform and working a shift at a Waffle House in Alabama for reasons still unknown. What do you think?

“A true multi-hyphenate.”

Kelly Hamlin, Greeting Card Consultant

“Well, I’m sure she has some perfectly offensive reason for it.”

Chris Tubbs, Unemployed

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“Maybe one day she’ll be successful enough to wait tables full time.”

Alex Davari, Livestock Manager

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