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We’ve come a long way since the crazy days of COVID-19 lockdowns, haven’t we? And yet, it still seems like yesterday when the government was telling churches across the country they had to close their doors, leaving millions of believers without a group of brothers and sisters to join. And that was just for a pandemic! What about other reasons to shut down churches?
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following thoughtful list of valid reasons to lock down churches:
Those likely aren’t the only valid reasons, but those are just the ones we could think of.
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