“He said, ‘Quick, name your top 10 Disney characters who are most likely to be rapists,’ and before I could think of one, he said, ‘Goofy, Lumière, Happy the dwarf, Scar, Phoebus, Gaston, Kaa, Horace from 101 Dalmatians, the evil queen from Snow White, and Cruella de Vil.’ Then I was about to say one, and he got really upset and said, ‘Jafar, oh my God, I forgot Jafar!’ and he started crying because he forgot Jafar. This is outside an International House of Pancakes, mind you, and here’s the governor of Florida crying because he forgot Jafar. And I tried to say real quiet, ‘It’s okay, Governor, there can be 11. There can be 11 Disney rapist characters.’ But he kept sobbing and said, ‘No, it has to be 10, but Jafar needs to be on there. Jafar is a groomer! Groomer Jafar!’ And finally I just had to get in my car and drive away. Gov. DeSantis was still there, crying about Jafar.”
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