Everything Trump Did In Georgia To Try To Overturn The 2020 Election

What a fucking pathetic excuse for an autocrat.

While he’s not strictly responsible for the racist and classist bipartisan effort to curb democracy, he did a pretty thorough job coasting on it.

He was forced to seek alternative measures due to long response times from police.

Sadly, the fast-food chain was only able to provide him with around 200.

The de-voting fluid may have caused as many as 30 pen-filled bubble votes to evaporate.

Trump was apparently misled t0 believe that marrying the governor means you automatically win the state.

“I Am President, I Am President, I Am President.”

Although both architects of the 9/11 attacks were confirmed dead decades ago, that didn’t stop Trump from trying to damage Atlanta DA Fani Willis’ reputation.

Reaching a point of desperation, Trump decided to make an ill-advised purchase of a macaque from Malaysia and tried for days to instruct the monkey on how to identify which ballots were votes for Biden so he could steal them.

Although the compromising photos of the voting machine were later discredited, the damage had already been done.

Trump vowed that if Georgia pulled through for him, he would declassify all the secret government files about the shadowy figure we know as “George Washington.”

His efforts were appreciated, but they had already cast their ballots.

Luckily, they were pro–Grover Cleveland ballots from the election of 1884.

Trump repeatedly pressured the media mogul to “find more votes” despite Perry repeatedly explaining that the BET series The Oval is pure fiction.

Shows how serious he was about staying president.

Even though Trump didn’t necessarily truly believe this would have any bearing on the election results, he hedged his bets by explaining to his sons that committing a sin of the flesh would take away votes from their father.

Even though he passed out before they blew off the table, his intention was the same.

After hearing about what complete sluts Dominion voting machines are, Trump figured he could set up a little quid pro quo arrangement to secure his win.

He was really laying on the potential bribes thick.

After everything he did to undermine the democratic process, Trump realized that he didn’t truly have to do anything, and that just being the immoral, spiteful demagogue he was would always be enough to erode fairness within the U.S.

It’s unclear how this would have helped his quest for the U.S. presidency, but he was arrested for trespassing on the property several times nonetheless.

Prohibited under Chapter 183-1 of the Georgia Election Code.

He didn’t find anything that would have helped him overturn the election, but had a lot of fun just looking around regardless.

Trump claimed the only real Biden on the ballot was him.

Unfortunately, Trump is still coming into his powers and lacks the mental strength necessary to move thousands of ballots with his mind.

While almost certainly illegal, feasting on volunteers likely only had localized effects.

Trump was smart to reach out to the shadowy GOP operatives who successfully stopped the count in Florida, but he may not have been persistent enough.

Although the then-senator would have still voted for him, Trump reportedly wanted to make extra sure the vote was received.

Trump reportedly created a diversion for Rudy Giuliani to copy confidential data from voting machines by walking into a police office in downtown Atlanta and confessing to kidnapping Charles Lindbergh in 1932.

This was mostly to make fun of Jared Kushner, but the authorities decided to include it in the Georgia indictment as a hate crime.

Donald Trump personally jerked off all 5 million adult male residents of the state of Georgia and was disappointed to discover that it did not immediately secure their votes.