Choosing the best spot in the house for a nap can be a tough decision, especially if you’re a cat. Here are nine excellent choices for a feline looking to bed down for the afternoon:
- In front of TV screen during movie’s most important scene – a football game’s biggest play is also acceptable.
- On top of your human – Unless human starts to pet you, then run away.
- Right on top of keyboard while human is typing – Itt is socomfortable herre fpr some reeason.
- Wherever the dog wanted to nap – it just feels sweeter.
- On the Bible – preferably on Sunday before church.
- In the middle of the hall where humans are rudely trying to walk – they can be so insensitive.
- On the only set of car keys – a perfect place to settle in for a few hours.
- On the magical vibrating box the human calls a “printer” – it’s like a massage while you nap.
- In an Amazon box – Just make sure it isn’t marked “Return”, you might wind up in Abu Dhabi.
Go forth with this handy guide and get to cat-napping!
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