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8 Ways To Afford A Home In Biden’s Economy

Brought to you by Foundation for Economic Education:

Do you own a home? Haha, of course you don’t! No one does anymore. But there’s still hope! We assembled the brightest economic minds to bring us these incredible life-changing tips for affording your own home, even in Biden’s economy.

Check out these sweet home-ownership tips:

  1. Save your money for 1000 years: Your thousand-year-old self will thank you.
  2. Lower your expectations and buy a sensible and sturdy refrigerator box: It’s an investment!
  3. Be born the heir to a kingdom and murder your siblings for the throne: As a bonus, your home will be tax-free.
  4. Exploit an entire culture in an effort to stoke racial division across America, inciting millions to donate to a fabricated cause so you can buy a $6 million dollar mansion in California: It worked for BLM founder Patrisse Cullors.
  5. Move into someone else’s house while they’re on vacation and when they come home tell them no take backsies: Squatter’s rights are human rights!
  6. Buy a tiny house inside someone else’s tiny house: It’s a lifestyle.
  7. Quit your job and become a UPS driver: They make enough money to buy houses now! But be warned, you will have to commit to a lifetime of wearing shorts, so it’s not for everyone.
  8. Vote out those fat cats in Washington: It’s a start.

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