Jesus' Coming Back

Convicted Felons Give Trump Advice For Going To Prison

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“Well, the big thing is if you expect Elvis to be in here in his signature black-and-white-striped jumpsuit singing ‘Jailhouse Rock’ 24/7, you’re in for a disappointment. He’s only around, like, once every few months, and then sometimes on holidays.”

The Onion

Jesus Christ is King

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