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Topher Grace Comes Out In Support Of Giving Danny Masterson Electric Chair

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LOS ANGELES—In a heartfelt letter addressed to the judge overseeing his former That ’70s Show co-star’s trial, actor Topher Grace came out Monday in support of giving Danny Masterson the electric chair. “While I’m aware Danny is facing a prison sentence of 30 years to life, based on his character, he should be executed immediately in the most painful, violent way possible,” wrote Grace, who cited a friendship that spanned more than two decades as the basis for his belief that Masterson deserved to be strapped to a chair and slapped across the face before having a shock of 2,500 volts of electricity administered directly to his body. “I know Danny better than most people in the world, so trust me when I say that the electric chair would ultimately be too humane of a way for him to die. I’d ask for the guillotine if it were a legal form of execution. And if possible, I’d like to be the one to do it.” At press time, Grace also came out in support of giving former co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher the chair for their letter requesting a lenient sentence for Masterson and their subsequent apology video.

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