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Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already ‘Close To Death’

Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on “terminal” primates. What do you think?

“You would think a billionaire could afford nicer monkeys.” 

Cody Zwegat, Nutrition Labeler

“Some people will find a reason to complain no matter how old the monkeys you torture are.”

Sergio Abadi, Gunk Scraper

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“I can think of at least 20 better uses for a dying monkey.”

Alaina Foster, Show Promoter

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