Americans React To Nancy Pelosi Running For Reelection

“Wow, I hope I’m still desperately clinging to power at that age.”

“As long as she still can do a pretty terrible job, why shouldn’t she?”

“Pelosi is clearly mentally fit enough to continue profiting from her position in office.”

“Hold on while I get my broker on the line.”

“Great! My family has been voting for Nancy Pelosi for five generations.”

“Good. She still has some of her best legislative deadlocks ahead of her.”

“Too green. She should run again in 20 years.”

“Isn’t it time she stepped aside in favor of fresh-faced up-and-comers like Maxine Waters?”

“She’s a great example for my students on how our nation’s support systems have failed the elderly.”

“She had my vote the second she clapped weird at Trump that one time. Devastating.”

“To one day drop dead at their place of work, surrounded by people they hate, is all any American could hope for.”

“Someone has to make the point that women should be allowed to die of old age in office just like men.”

“I’d want an excuse to get out of the house too if people were coming there to kill me.”

“That’s really surprising. Most politicians figure out a better grift at this point in their careers.”

“I sure as hell won’t be voting for her, but then again, I live in Maine.”

“Well, would you want that woman ruining canasta night at your condo?”

“It would be ageist not to let senile, self-serving bureaucrats destroy our democracy from the inside.”

“My dream of smearing feces on her office walls lives on.”