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Senator Mitt Romney Will Not Seek Reelection, Calls For New Generation Of Leaders

Seventy-eight-year-old Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney, who ran for president in 2012, will not be running for reelection when his Senate term ends in January 2025, saying the country needs a new generation of leaders. What do you think?

“See, I told you they were grooming kids.”

Belinda Webb, Trauma Bond Specialist

“Kudos to him for recognizing his worthlessness.”

Phil Sarfatti, Systems Analyst

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“Do young people even want cushy positions of power anymore?”

Harry Caruso, Monopolizer

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