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Bear Spotted At Disney World Prompts Closure Of Magic Kingdom

A black bear was spotted in a tree near Big Thunder Mountain Railroad at Walt Disney World, leading to a temporary shutdown until it could be captured and removed. What do you think?

“A real one or a cartoon bear?”

Elijah Haines, Term Validator

“I also spotted an 8-foot-tall mouse approaching children.”

Andy Pino, Unemployed

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“A little creepy for an adult bear to be so into Disney.”

Janis Chaudhary, Ladder Designer

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