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Ford’s Theatre Tickets For Night Of Lincoln’s Murder Sell At Auction For $262,500

A pair of front-row balcony tickets to Ford’s Theatre on April 14, 1865—the night President Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth—sold at auction for $262,500. What do you think?

“I’ll just wait for the movie version.”

Troy Wheelock, Systems Analyst

“Looks like Lincoln’s assassination wasn’t all for naught.”

Javier Barclay, Shovel Engineer

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“Most theaters don’t let you go in if you’re over 150 years late.”

Helen Zeleniak, Pill Splitter

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