Chiefs Fans React To Travis Kelce Dating Taylor Swift

“He will be dead within three to four months.”

“They’re such a bad match. Her receiving yards are paltry.”

“You have to be careful when you’re a professional athlete. Successful and famous women are always trying to trap you in loving relationships.”

“Huh, this is big news to me, Travis Kelce’s wife of seven years.”

“Oh, I just love PR stunts!”

“I just hope she doesn’t distract him too much from his podcast.”

“Awwww, they’re going to make some very bland babies together.”

“I think it’s pretty neat that more Swifties will learn about the ravages of CTE and how the NFL protects sexual abusers.”

“Wait, she and John Mayer broke up?!”

“They really need to stop asking me to do a threesome with them.”

“I do not care. Go Chiefs!”

“I try not to get too involved in the personal lives of pop stars who are dating my nephew.”

“Before she’s inevitably disappointed, she should know going in that those aren’t his real shoulders.”

“It’s pretty cool having Taylor as a Chiefs fan. She was at the tailgate last Sunday and dove off a table into a pile of empty Coors Light cans.”

“If it doesn’t work out, I’m sure they can negotiate a trade.”

“I think it’s part of a viral brand-sponsorship thing for The General.”

“Not enough meat on her bones.”

“I wish he was with Carly Rae Jepsen. Now she has talent.”

“Looks like someone is trying to get back at Jon Gruden after he dumped her.”

“Big deal. Every Chiefs fan has dated Travis Kelce.”

“Travis is going to be so heartbroken when he realizes she’s only using him to get close to KC Wolf.”

“I have been doing the tomahawk chop to ‘Folklore’ ever since I heard the news.”