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‘The Onion’ Looks Back On 90 Years Of Dianne Feinstein Dying

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Dianne Feinstein, who served as a senator of California since 1992, died Thursday night at the age of 90. The Onion looks back at 31 years of Feinstein becoming elderly while in office.

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Jimmy Carter Makes Pact With Dianne Feinstein That If Both Single In 50 Years They’ll Marry Each Other

Jimmy Carter Makes Pact With Dianne Feinstein That If Both Single In 50 Years They’ll Marry Each Other

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Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein’s Mouth

Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein’s Mouth

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Point/Counterpoint: To My Constituents, My Health … America … Purple … Bees vs. The Country … Milkshake … Vietnam … Hello?

Point/Counterpoint: To My Constituents, My Health … America … Purple … Bees vs. The Country … Milkshake … Vietnam … Hello?

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Dianne Feinstein Recovering After Hospital Gurney Plunges Down Stairs And Launches Her Into Wall

Dianne Feinstein Recovering After Hospital Gurney Plunges Down Stairs And Launches Her Into Wall

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Sheet Placed Over Dianne Feinstein Between Votes

Sheet Placed Over Dianne Feinstein Between Votes

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Sen. Feinstein Cedes Power of Attorney To Broom Resembling Daughter

Sen. Feinstein Cedes Power of Attorney To Broom Resembling Daughter

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Elderly Senators Amused To Discover Their Strokes Syncing Up

Elderly Senators Amused To Discover Their Strokes Syncing Up

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Senate Freaking Out After Dianne Feinstein Gets Her Hands On Gun

Senate Freaking Out After Dianne Feinstein Gets Her Hands On Gun

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Dianne Feinstein

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Dianne Feinstein

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America Is An Out-Of-Touch Gerontocracy, And I’m Glad I Don’t Live There (By Dianne Feinstein)

America Is An Out-Of-Touch Gerontocracy, And I’m Glad I Don’t Live There (By Dianne Feinstein)

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Biden Speeds Away In Truck After Dropping Dianne Feinstein Off In Empty Field

Biden Speeds Away In Truck After Dropping Dianne Feinstein Off In Empty Field

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Sen. Feinstein Faces Increased Pressure From Hallucination Of JFK Yelling At Her To Step Down

Sen. Feinstein Faces Increased Pressure From Hallucination Of JFK Yelling At Her To Step Down

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Adam Schiff Seeks Diane Feinstein’s Endorsement By Playing Into Delusion He’s High School Sweetheart Who Died In WWII

Adam Schiff Seeks Diane Feinstein’s Endorsement By Playing Into Delusion He’s High School Sweetheart Who Died In WWII

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Dianne Feinstein Receives Primary Challenge From Buzzard Currently Circling Her

Dianne Feinstein Receives Primary Challenge From Buzzard Currently Circling Her

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Katie Porter Uses Whiteboard To Explain To Dianne Feinstein Why This Her Office Now

Katie Porter Uses Whiteboard To Explain To Dianne Feinstein Why This Her Office Now

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McConnell Reclaims Senate Majority After Convincing Dianne Feinstein She’s Always Been Republican

McConnell Reclaims Senate Majority After Convincing Dianne Feinstein She’s Always Been Republican

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Dianne Feinstein Argues She Still Perfectly Mentally Fit To Continue Captaining Submarine

Dianne Feinstein Argues She Still Perfectly Mentally Fit To Continue Captaining Submarine

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Dianne Feinstein Considers Eliminating Filibuster Over Upcoming Vote On Smoot-Hawley Tariff

Dianne Feinstein Considers Eliminating Filibuster Over Upcoming Vote On Smoot-Hawley Tariff

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Health Insurance Lobbyist Tears Up After Realizing Dianne Feinstein No Longer Recognizes His Face

Health Insurance Lobbyist Tears Up After Realizing Dianne Feinstein No Longer Recognizes His Face

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Senator Feinstein Wondering If Now A Good Time To Disclose 7 Highly Credible Murder Allegations Against Kavanaugh She Received Weeks Ago

Senator Feinstein Wondering If Now A Good Time To Disclose 7 Highly Credible Murder Allegations Against Kavanaugh She Received Weeks Ago

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Furious Dianne Feinstein Demands NSA Figure Out Exactly Who Didn’t Endorse Her

Furious Dianne Feinstein Demands NSA Figure Out Exactly Who Didn’t Endorse Her

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Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber

Dianne Feinstein Horrified After New Gun Control Bill Disintegrates Immediately Upon Crossing Into Senate Chamber

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