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TSA Reminds Travelers Not To Put Pets Through Airport X-Rays

The Transportation Security Administration is reminding travelers not to put their pets through X-ray machines after “too many” travelers have sent their small animals through the screening units. What do you think?

“Oh, and I suppose they’re going to fork over the money to have my pet euthanized the traditional way?”

Nicolette Estes • Ditch Designer

“Well, they didn’t like it when I put my fish in my pocket either, so pick one.”

Elias Sheridan • Meme Historian

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“Good. Stuffing my mastiff into that machine was a real pain.”

Brandon Fahey • Systems Analyst

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