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Minnesota Man’s 2,749-Pound Pumpkin Sets World Record

A Minnesota horticulture teacher set a world record for the heaviest pumpkin after growing a giant jack-o’-lantern gourd weighing 2,749 pounds. What do you think?

“This hyper-competitiveness is why I left the Minnesota pumpkin scene.”

Quinn Mosher • Floral Clerk

“Sounds great until you’re eating pumpkin soup for a month.”

Jim Neal • Unemployed

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“And yet not a cent will go to the pumpkin.”

Brent Vassilakos • Animal Geneticist

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