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Britney Spears Memoir Says She Had Abortion While Dating Justin Timberlake

Britney Spears recounts in a forthcoming memoir that she had an abortion to end a pregnancy by fellow pop star Justin Timberlake while the two were dating in the late 1990s and early 2000s. What do you think?

“Wow, I guess her life hasn’t been perfect after all.”

Laurelle Conklin, Porch Sweeper

“This was back before abortion was such a divisive issue.”

Andrew Marcelli, Value Depreciator

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“And here I thought frosted tips were effective birth control.”

Stephen Eng, Unemployed

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