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Amazon River Records Lowest Water Level In Over A Century

The water level at a major river port in Brazil’s Amazon rainforest has hit its lowest point in at least 121 years, as a historic drought upends the lives of hundreds of thousands of people and damages the jungle ecosystem. What do you think?

“I’m glad I bought that CD of relaxing Amazon river sounds when I did.”

Debra Martin, Escalator Operator

“‘Amazon Valley’ has a nice ring to it.”

Kirk Andrada, Satchel Designer

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“If we keep using the term historic to describe all these disasters then the word will lose all meaning.”

Bailey Clark, Systems Analyst

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