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Pepper X Now World’s Spiciest Pepper

‘Pepper X’ is now officially the world’s hottest chili pepper, rating at an average of 2,693,000 Scoville Heat Units. What do you think?

“Slow down, I’m still recovering from dijon mustard.”

Barry Garbrecht, Lamplighter

“I can respect a food that’s not afraid to fight back.”

Andres Asheri, Unemployed

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“Great news for all white guys everywhere with something to prove.”

Breanne Molden, Ethical Hacker

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