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Biggest Revelations From Jada Pinkett Smith’s Memoir

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After a year filled with high-profile drama surrounding her marriage, Jada Pinkett Smith’s first memoir was published on Oct. 17. Here are the biggest reveals from the movie star’s new book, Worthy. 

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Her Husband, William Smith, Is A Bit Of A Celebrity In His Own Right

Her Husband, William Smith, Is A Bit Of A Celebrity In His Own Right

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Remember that song “Miami”? That was him!

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Will Smith Has Been Dead Since 2016

Will Smith Has Been Dead Since 2016

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While still legally married, the two have been living on separate planes of reality for nearly a decade.

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She Is Ready To Tell Her Side Of The Story

She Is Ready To Tell Her Side Of The Story

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For a multimillion-dollar book deal, she’s ready to come forward and make her voice heard.

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She Is Available For Future Acting And Voiceover Roles

She Is Available For Future Acting And Voiceover Roles

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Oddly, this is stated several times throughout the book, which also includes several copies of her headshot.

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Her Ghostwriter Is Pretty Good

Her Ghostwriter Is Pretty Good

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Readers will be shocked to discover that whoever Pinkett Smith hired to write the book for her can actually put together a halfway decent memoir.

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Her Book Was Published By HarperCollins And Contains 416 Pages

Her Book Was Published By HarperCollins And Contains 416 Pages

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Even more shocking, the ISBN is 978-0-06-332068-0.

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She Has Never Seen A Will Smith Movie Except ‘Bad Boys II’

She Has Never Seen A Will Smith Movie Except ‘Bad Boys II’

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And even then, she only saw 10 minutes of it on a plane.

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She Did Not Know About The Oscar Slap Until She Read About It Online

She Did Not Know About The Oscar Slap Until She Read About It Online

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She claims to have stumbled upon a story about the incident while going to play her daily crossword puzzle.

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It Was Her Idea To Have Extremely Famous, Successful Children

It Was Her Idea To Have Extremely Famous, Successful Children

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Many would credit Will Smith for coming up with the idea, but no, it was Jada.

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She Almost Married The Tupac Coachella Hologram

She Almost Married The Tupac Coachella Hologram

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Although she was close to tying the knot with the 3D projection, she eventually decided they were physically incompatible.

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Being Enormously Wealthy and Famous for Decades Has Made the Smith Family Somewhat Atypical

Being Enormously Wealthy and Famous for Decades Has Made the Smith Family Somewhat Atypical

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It turns out that Jaden Smith’s all-white Batman costume is not actually normal.

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She’s Frankly Not Even Sure What The Oscars Are

She’s Frankly Not Even Sure What The Oscars Are

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For a few minutes, she apparently thought it was some kind of slapping contest.

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She Really Died In ‘Scream 2’

She Really Died In ‘Scream 2’

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In order to make it as realistic as possible, Pinkett Smith was actually stabbed several times and pronounced clinically dead for eight days.

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She Began Training To Humiliate Will Smith When She Was 6 Years Old

She Began Training To Humiliate Will Smith When She Was 6 Years Old

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She reportedly had to balance a bowl of water on her head while accusing a scarecrow dressed like a man of being a negligent husband.

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Will Smith Thought He Was Slapping Tupac

Will Smith Thought He Was Slapping Tupac

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Apparently he was terrified that Tupac had come back to life and was taunting his wife.

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Will Smith Lost Both His Parents To Alopecia

Will Smith Lost Both His Parents To Alopecia

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No normal person would have slapped Chris Rock otherwise.

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Her Life Isn’t The Perfect Fairy Tale People Expect From Hollywood

Her Life Isn’t The Perfect Fairy Tale People Expect From Hollywood

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Apparently, despite the constant feelings of insecurity, inadequacy, and fear that stem from constantly being in the public eye, Hollywood is somehow bad. Huh.

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You’ve Made It This Far…

You’ve Made It This Far…

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