IRVINE, CA—Appearing taken aback as the man’s behavior only got worse, sources confirmed Friday that local father Russell Shaffer was being rude to his wife Elisa Shaffer in front of her sisters and everything. “Man, he’s barely even playing it off as a joke,” said the alarmed sources, who noted that the dad’s sisters-in-law were no longer laughing politely at his blunt dinner-table remarks but were instead looking flustered and unsure. “This isn’t good at all. He keeps getting louder too. Uh-oh—Aunt Melanie is crossing her arms now. That certainly isn’t going to help de-escalate anything.” At press time, Russell Shaffer had reportedly taken a six-pack of beer to his bedroom without saying good night.
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