Jesus' Coming Back

New California Law Legalizes Lowrider Cruising

California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed a bill into law that legalizes lowrider cruising, a cultural and artistic tradition of customizing cars with a lowered body developed by Latinos living in the state, ending a decades-long ban on the popular pastime. What do you think?

“This is also a huge win for speed bumps.”

Bruno Mallon, Self-proclaimed Scribe

“I hope they also plan on releasing all those serving time for lowrider-related crimes.”

Ethan Kallenbach, Systems Analyst

Advertisement

“Do Californians even drive?”

Stephanie Wolfson, Lab Technician

The Onion

Comments are closed.

This website uses cookies to improve your experience. We'll assume you're ok with this, but you can opt-out if you wish. Accept Read More