Everything We Know About Sidney Powell’s Guilty Plea

After causing it considerable emotional harm, Powell now owes the machine system a heartfelt apology.

This restriction is for the Federal level only; state and local interference is still permitted.

Well, they certainly don’t fuck around in Georgia.

It may be the only way to bring the nation together.

The former president has repeatedly offered to go to prison on her behalf and even die for her if necessary.

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Powell can’t emphasize enough how genuine her desire to go free and face no real consequences is.

As restitution, Powell will have to spearhead a campaign of lies against the eventual Republican nominee.

Powell’s $6,000 fine proved more affordable than a rusted Honda with 200,000 miles.

Everyone loves her regardless of her flaws.

The former Trump ally is already petitioning for an early release from her on-air duties.

It’s how William Howard Taft beat William Jennings Bryan in 1908.

It’s just too tangy and delicious to not be entered into testimony.

Powell’s only option was to take the plea deal after those red carpet pics with Sydney Sweeney came out.

It really is!

Life is easier once you accept Trump will never face meaningful consequences for his actions.

Some of the dumbest people on Earth are lawyers, and this proves it.