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GOP Rep. Mike Johnson Elected House Speaker

House Republicans elected Rep. Mike Johnson (R-LA) as House speaker, the party’s fourth nominee for the job since Kevin McCarthy was ousted as speaker three weeks ago. What do you think?

“Yes! I had ‘a mysterious stranger’ in the office betting pool.”

Jessica Delgado, Cage Designer

“We can’t rule out the possibility that he might try to overturn his own election.”

James Cartes, Dolphin Tamer

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“Now the House can get back to the important work of shutting down the government.”

Bruce Harrington, Nap Coach

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