It’s that spooky time of the year again, when kids and adults with drinking problems spend an inordinate amount of time planning out costumes that they will either look back on fondly or try to delete off instagram to avoid getting cancelled. But you may be wondering: what are the most popular costumes in each Province? Well wonder no more.
Newfoundland: For adults: an iceberg the size they were when the Titanic sank. For babies: an iceberg the size they are now.
Nova Scotia: A tourist from Ontario showing you a blurry photo of a whale he took on his sight-seeing trip
Prince Edward Island: Matthew Cuthbert having a heart attack
New Brunswick: The barn in Miramichi. You know the one.
Quebec: Probably a reference to a Quebecois show you’ve never heard of called ‘Les Bad Guys’ that everyone in Quebec loves. That or something in Blackface.
Ontario: ‘Sitting in an ER Waiting Room for 7 Hours’ Barbie
Manitoba: Ball of snakes fucking in the Narcise Mating Den
Saskatchewan: Sexy Brent Butt
Alberta: Danielle Smith (you dress normal but just say a bunch of bat-shit insane things all the time)
British Columbia: A tourist from Ontario showing you a blurry photo of a whale he took on his sight-seeing trip and then saying ‘boy housing sure is expensive here huh?’
Jesus Christ is King
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