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Sean Hannity Says He’d Use MMA Skills To Protect Himself In A Mass Shooting

Fox News host Sean Hannity used the devastating Lewiston shooting to bring up his own “personal security plan” that involves using his mixed martial arts training to protect himself during a mass shooting. What do you think?

“Smart. A mass shooter would surely take pity after seeing something that pathetic.”

Maggie Ramirez, Swingers Advocate

“It takes a true independent thinker like Hannity to come up with an idea like punching someone.”

Tom Gomez, Scent Investigator

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“I could totally see him choking out a bullet.”

Dylan Pino, Unemployed

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