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World’s Oldest Dog Ever Dies At 31

Guinness World Record holder Bobi, the purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo from Portugal who was the world’s oldest dog, passed away at the age of 31. What do you think?

“You really should be euthanizing every dog by 9 or 10 out of principle.”

Rod Perkins, B-Roll Archivist

“It’s always sad when an owner outlives their pet.”

Charles Hilburg, Systems Analyst

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“I always knew the secret to longevity was dog food.”

Rachel Traynor, Jingle Lyricist

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