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California Dumping Millions Of Sterile Male Fruit Flies On Los Angeles

Over 2 million sterile male fruit flies will be released in Los Angeles over the next six months as environmental officials try to fight against an invasive species. What do you think?

“It’s better to put plastic wrap over the entire state and poke some holes in it.”

Dave Zencak, Gum Lobbyist

“Once again, sterile males save the day.”

Justin Simmons, Culinary Porter

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“No glass of wine is safe.”

Margot Bartram, Poison Tester

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