Jesus' Coming Back

Nation Celebrates Halloween

The nation enjoyed its most frightening holiday on Tuesday with trick-or-treating, horror films, and costume parties. How did you celebrate Halloween?

“I checked the perimeter traps.”

Elijah Neufeld, Noise Identifier

“I went to church for 72 hours until the danger passed.”

Paula Villagracia, Placard Designer

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“I screamed silently in horror as the flame burned my insides.”

Jack-O’-Lantern, Unemployed

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