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UAW Reaches Deal With GM

General Motors and the United Auto Workers have struck a tentative deal, ending the union’s unprecedented six-week campaign of coordinated strikes that won record pay increases for workers at the Detroit Three automakers. What do you think?

“​Great. I’ve been buying foreign cars for six​ straight weeks in solidarity.”

Albert Houlihan, Turf Researcher

“Hopefully they can find a way to automate these strikes so it’s less intense next time.”

Dwight Gauthier, Unemployed

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“Surely there’s a better solution than paying fair wages.”

Renee Jehle, Weapons Tester

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