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Critics Laud ‘Priscilla’ As Haunting Portrait Of Dating An Awesome Famous Guy Who’s Super Rich And Plays Guitar Too

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LOS ANGELES—Praising the film for shedding new light on Elvis Presley’s turbulent, complicated marriage, critics lauded the new film Priscilla Monday as a haunting portrait of dating an awesome famous guy who is super rich and plays guitar, too. “Sofia Coppola’s Priscilla is a masterpiece that follows a young woman as she navigates the difficulties of love with one of history’s coolest dudes who was super famous, really hot, and also wore sweet-ass clothes,” said Los Angeles Times film critic Lawrence Stone, adding that viewers would be shocked to see the dark side of Priscilla Presley’s marriage to a man who went on sweet trips and lived in a big mansion all because he shook his hips on stage and sang some songs. “While so many people think being married to Elvis was this amazing privilege, the truth is, he was also a super famous movie star and who got to ride in limos and be on the red carpet. In the end, we see how difficult it really was for Priscilla to be the luckiest bitch on the planet from start to finish. Seriously, literally any other girl at the time would have died to be with Elvis. He was so cool.” Stone ended his review by noting the film does an incredible job of portraying how difficult it was for Priscilla to have her husband die in the coolest way ever, alone and on the toilet.

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