Jordan Peterson Argues Only Those Below A Certain IQ Should Be Allowed To Reproduce

TORONTO—In order to ensure humanity’s continued idiocy, professor and media personality Jordan Peterson argued Monday that only those below a certain IQ should be allowed to reproduce. “It seems to me that it would be prudent to restrict access to childbirth exclusively to those proven to have below average intelligence,” said Peterson, explaining that if one can do simple math calculations and wipe themselves properly, they have essentially disqualified themselves from raising a child. “This is an uncomfortable truth that those on the left refuse to acknowledge, but if Western civilization is to go on as a bastion of drooling, knuckle-dragging buffoons, we are left with no other choice than to relegate the act of procreation to the mentally impaired. And what’s the alternative? People who know both their shapes and colors? I shudder to think.” Peterson added that high school degrees should come with vasectomies.