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Scientists Create Monkey With Two Sets Of DNA

Scientists based in China have created a monkey chimera with two sets of DNA, experimental work they say could ultimately benefit medical research and the conservation of endangered species. What do you think?

“Don’t you mean God created a monkey with two sets of DNA?”

Mike Taylor, Belt Reinforcer

“With two sets of DNA, it will be far harder to convict that money for its crimes.”

Hannah Tomlin, Funeral Videographer

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“This brings us tantalizingly close to monkeys with three sets of DNA.”

Justin Reeves, Surprise Witness

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