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Joe Manchin To Not Seek Reelection

Sen. Joe Manchin, a moderate West Virginia Democrat, announced that he will not run for reelection next year, fueling speculation over whether he plans to mount a third-party White House bid and immediately complicating his party’s chances of holding the Senate. What do you think?

“It’s nice that they didn’t have to kill him like Feinstein.”

Isaac Burge, Unemployed

“It’s gonna be hard to find another job at his age.”

Carol Fredricks, Adjunct Etymologist

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“But who will offer a moderate perspective in the Senate now?”

Anthony Hallack, Frosting Specialist

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