SAN FRANCISCO—Stressing that this was the best option given how prohibitively expensive all the Bay Area hotels were, sources confirmed Wednesday that President Joe Biden has been forced to share an Airbnb with three roommates during his visit to San Francisco. “While the president obviously would have loved to have his own private space, renting a queen-sized bed in an apartment in the Mission District just made the most financial sense,” said White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, adding that the Airbnb, which is located in the three-bedroom, one-bathroom apartment of a 28-year-old named Miko, features a mini fridge, a shared shower, and access to a coffee maker for only $150 a night. “Yes, the president did have to make some concessions. For instance, he could not shower before his meeting with Xi Jinping today because Miko’s two roommates were hotboxing the bathroom, and Miko’s girlfriend kept giving him some serious side-eye. But at the end of the day, it was worth it for his speechwriters, Secret Service agents, and wife Jill to share the 11-foot-by-12-foot space. Otherwise, they would have all had to stay in a hotel in Livermore and drive over an hour into the city.” At press time, Biden was reportedly forced to take public transit after the presidential limousine failed to fit in the Airbnb’s tiny back-alley parking space and was subsequently towed.
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