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‘The Marvels’ Has Worst Opening Weekend In Franchise History

The Marvels, the latest installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, bombed at its opening weekend in the box office, making less than half of what Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania grossed earlier in the year and causing critics to question if MCU’s 33 films are finally causing “superhero fatigue” in audiences. What do you think?

“Artsy movies like that never do well at the box office.”

Ken Yoshinaka, Hearse Enthusiast

“The MCU is clearly running out of ideas if it’s sunk to the level of female leads.”

Mac Krichevsky, Sausage Smoker

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“Nothing a few targeted harassment campaigns can’t fix.”

Darren Galanis, Unemployed

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