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Biden, Xi Meet At APEC Summit Amid Worsening U.S.-China Relations

With relations between the two nations strained, President Joe Biden met with Chinese president Xi Jinping Wednesday in San Francisco in an attempt to mend bridges, with Xi stating that “the planet is big enough” for both superpowers. What do you think?

“I’m sure everyone will feel better once we just have a war to clear the air.”

Tom Zanoni, Sweat Lodge Janitor

“The Bubba Gump Shrimp on Fisherman’s Wharf heals all wounds.”

Amie Gardner, Seltzer Carbonator

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“He’s probably just trying to get Xi to vote for him in 2024.”

Jeff Whitfield, Bench Technician

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