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Don’t Go In The Extra Door

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This beautiful two-bedroom Colonial is the perfect place to raise a family and—whoa there, buddy, nothing to see here. With a spacious backyard and a washer-dryer, you’ll feel right at—that door sticks so it’s better if we don’t even fiddle with it right now. What? No, I don’t hear any noises. It’s just a door, buddy. Get real. $100,400.

The Onion

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