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Mac Jones Reveals He Called Tom Brady To Discuss Never Calling Tom Brady Again

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FOXBOROUGH, MA—Sharing details about a recent conversation with the former New England field general, Patriots quarterback Mac Jones revealed this week that he called Tom Brady to discuss never calling Tom Brady again. “I had a great conversation with Tom about how I shouldn’t contact him for any goddamn reason,” said Jones, noting that the call was very enlightening and the five-time Super Bowl MVP was open and strongly encouraged the 25-year-old quarterback “to lose my fucking number.” “Obviously, Tom is the GOAT, so I was quite eager to hear how much he thought I was a total dipshit who should know better than to waste his time. It wasn’t a long call, but Tom shared a ton of sage advice and pointers for never reaching out to him.” At press time, Jones revealed that he had an identical phone call with Patriots head coach Bill Belichick.

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