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The Rollings Stones Announce 2024 American Tour

The Rolling Stones announced dates for a 2024 tour of their newest album Hackney Diamonds in what will be the first time the band has toured without drummer Charlie Watts since 1963. What do you think?

“The fact that any of them are still alive means they didn’t live the true rock ’n’ roll lifestyle.”

Hope Whitfield, Aquarium Drainer

“I’ve also toured America without drummer Charlie Watts, and you get used to it after a while.”

Emerret DiToma, Unemployed

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“Someone should tell them it’s a lot harder to have sex with teenage girls now than it used to be.”

Dennis Binger, Adhesive Mixer

 

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