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Biden Invites White House Tour Visitor To Veto Legislation

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WASHINGTON—In an attempt to provide a behind-the-scenes look at how his administration operated, President Biden reportedly invited a 5-year-old on a White House tour to join him Monday in vetoing a piece of legislation. “Hey, kiddo, come on into the Oval Office and let me show you how we do things around here,” said the commander-in-chief, beckoning the curious child over to the Resolute desk and handing her a marker she could use to veto a congressional joint resolution that would have nullified environmental protections for the endangered Atlantic sturgeon. “Don’t be scared. Just put your John Hancock right here above mine…and there we go! Pretty cool, huh? You can keep a copy of it, too, if you want to show your parents.” At press time, Biden’s reelection campaign had issued a statement blasting the 5-year-old for causing the president’s low approval rating.

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